have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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