Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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