I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You are a genius and a whore.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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