did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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