yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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