I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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