i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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