so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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