You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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