I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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