"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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