Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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