Whod you bang
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She's just so happy...and so naked.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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