They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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