I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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