Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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