You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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