heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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