So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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