My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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