id be glad to
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize