He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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