Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
