Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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