Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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