the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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