My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Randomize
