im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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