I need help removing her.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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