he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Randomize
