So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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