I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Success! We fucked roommates!
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
