I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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