so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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