I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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