..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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