guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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