I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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