We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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