he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Do vagina's smell?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
