Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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