We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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