I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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