I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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