He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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