We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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