Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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