Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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