so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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