Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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