I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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