I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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