spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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