He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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