apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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