i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I CAN MOONWALK!
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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